Typewriter

Kibbles gave me a typewriter. All I can say to that is thus: OH MAI GAWD THANK YOU KIBBLES. It's probably a million years old and weighs nearly that much. I'm surprised my desk isn't cracking. I need to purchase a ribbon though, so I can type actual words.Did you know that the Qwerty keyboards were designed to be purposely inefficient so that keys wouldn't stick together?
I realise now why old desks are so fricking sturdy though. They'd have to be, to lift one of these beasts.

Inefficiently yours,
DJ