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makes my head asplode.

Stabbity stab.

God I feel awful. I'm almost one hundred percent certain I'm sick, but I can't afford to just MiSS skool, seeing as I barely keep up as it is. I have to go tomorrow to deliver a hat to a girl at West Valley after Driver's Ed... Which means I'll have to suffer through that and a drive tomorrow as well. Joke all you want, the fates are cruel. And I'm tired. And have laundry in the dryer. Why didn't I wait till tomorrow for that nonsense as well?

~miserably, DJ

Damn those expensive books.

Why am I so poor? I can't afford any books. I am new-book-less. THiS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. iT iS FREAKiNG ME OUT. Theoretically, it should have never come to pass that in the history of humanity, I would FORGET to the LiBRARY. THE LiBRARY iS MY SECOND HOME! THE LiBRARiANS KNOW ME BY NAME. HOW COULD i FORGET TO GO TO THE LiBRARY?? I guess I'll go tomorrow.

~DJ

Bi-Party!

Soo. Here we are again. On a similar note, why are we here... I coulda sworn I just knew... Oh. Right.

Welcome to America. You can choose your president, utilize free speech and eat fast food until your head--or stomach--asplodes. How do we choose our president? Why, the people vote for the candidate they like!

You can vote for whoever you like, as long as they're on the ballot, but if you want to vote for somebody who has a chance, you better pick a candidate from one of the two main parties: Democrat or Republican.

Now, these parties are very nice. The champagne at the Republican party was phenomenal and the Democrats had astoundingly loud music. I'm not even sure what they were playing. But I'd like to go to a party more suited for my needs.

Many people think like this in America. They don't like the bi-party system that basically narrows the presidential candidates down to two options: This Person or That Person doesn't really fit the bill of president, but who else is there?

The founding fathers of America saw that a bi-party system was a ridiculous notion as well, thought they maybe didn't foresee the extremely loooong campaign trails of the twenty-first century candidate. I think it's hardly likely the founders of America wanted candidates spending a year of their time--this is especially true of senators and representatives--not doing their job just so they can maybe attain the presidency.

In short, the independents of America should band together in their lack of Democrat and Republican politics and present our own candidate.

~DJ

Damn Fantasy.

I hate writing fantasy. Hate it. Whenever I write it, all I can hear is Irish music in my head. Irish music! It stays afterwards, too. There's no escaping the dreaded pipes and flutes and violins and crap. AHHHHH!!!
~DJ