There is a society in the world that believes that the world is flat. Like a pancake. These people are amazing. I will join their order. The Earth must be flat. We would fall off otherwise. Gravity? Don't make me laugh. Isaac Newton was a nut! He poked himself with a needle in the eye.
And thus, the Earth must be flat. There's evidence at The Flat Earth Society.
~DJ
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Japanese
God, I wish I could learn Japanese more easily. WHY DO I STRUGGLE WITH IT SO??? I fail at languages. Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail. I FAIL AT LANGUAGES!!! WHY DO I FAIL SO???
I dunno. Maybe I'm just a goddamn loser like I always suspected. I don't deserve to even try to go to Japan. Fail Fail Fail. I'm gonna go read blogs.
~DJ
I dunno. Maybe I'm just a goddamn loser like I always suspected. I don't deserve to even try to go to Japan. Fail Fail Fail. I'm gonna go read blogs.
~DJ
Nothing Feels Good
It's late at night when the philosophical thoughts come. Strange? I don't know. I don't care.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
RLA and Violence
Apparently, everybody at RLA is obsessed with violence and crackes skulls--Chad and Chenoa's movie on child abuse and now Colby's presentation on domestic violence--WHAT IS WRONG WITH US??
I don't really mean it, there's nothing wrong with us. We're as normal as the repressed kids at West Valley, except we're not repressed. Or at least, most of us. Some of us. At least three of us. Maybe three of us. Allow me to rephrase: We're not as repressed. Every human is obsessed with violence and death and what comes after--it's why churches are so popular dispite glaring holes in doctrine-- and there's no way to let it out. We're all prisoners to our raw emotions, no matter how far anti-civilizations--for how can capitalism possibly be considered civil?-- has come or will go.
~DJ
I don't really mean it, there's nothing wrong with us. We're as normal as the repressed kids at West Valley, except we're not repressed. Or at least, most of us. Some of us. At least three of us. Maybe three of us. Allow me to rephrase: We're not as repressed. Every human is obsessed with violence and death and what comes after--it's why churches are so popular dispite glaring holes in doctrine-- and there's no way to let it out. We're all prisoners to our raw emotions, no matter how far anti-civilizations--for how can capitalism possibly be considered civil?-- has come or will go.
~DJ
Ned vs Cthulhu
Why is Ned so Anti-Cthulhu?? He's coming anyway, why not vote him president?? He's got answers for the big questions, same as any other candidate. HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO LIVE LONGER THAN ANYONE THAN BY VOTING CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT OF THE FREE WORLD???
~DJ
~DJ
Whiny EMO kids
Following Buggle's blog post on cutting (here) I'd like to follow-up with --
Most of the EMO kids who cut are whiners anyway. My response to whiny EMO kids is to take some goddamn drugs. Kill yourself already. If its' attention you're after, act like an idiot, like everyone else.
~DJ
Most of the EMO kids who cut are whiners anyway. My response to whiny EMO kids is to take some goddamn drugs. Kill yourself already. If its' attention you're after, act like an idiot, like everyone else.
~DJ
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