Why am I so poor? I can't afford any books. I am new-book-less. THiS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. iT iS FREAKiNG ME OUT. Theoretically, it should have never come to pass that in the history of humanity, I would FORGET to the LiBRARY. THE LiBRARY iS MY SECOND HOME! THE LiBRARiANS KNOW ME BY NAME. HOW COULD i FORGET TO GO TO THE LiBRARY?? I guess I'll go tomorrow.
~DJ
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Bi-Party!
Soo. Here we are again. On a similar note, why are we here... I coulda sworn I just knew... Oh. Right.
Welcome to America. You can choose your president, utilize free speech and eat fast food until your head--or stomach--asplodes. How do we choose our president? Why, the people vote for the candidate they like!
You can vote for whoever you like, as long as they're on the ballot, but if you want to vote for somebody who has a chance, you better pick a candidate from one of the two main parties: Democrat or Republican.
Now, these parties are very nice. The champagne at the Republican party was phenomenal and the Democrats had astoundingly loud music. I'm not even sure what they were playing. But I'd like to go to a party more suited for my needs.
Many people think like this in America. They don't like the bi-party system that basically narrows the presidential candidates down to two options: This Person or That Person doesn't really fit the bill of president, but who else is there?
The founding fathers of America saw that a bi-party system was a ridiculous notion as well, thought they maybe didn't foresee the extremely loooong campaign trails of the twenty-first century candidate. I think it's hardly likely the founders of America wanted candidates spending a year of their time--this is especially true of senators and representatives--not doing their job just so they can maybe attain the presidency.
In short, the independents of America should band together in their lack of Democrat and Republican politics and present our own candidate.
~DJ
Welcome to America. You can choose your president, utilize free speech and eat fast food until your head--or stomach--asplodes. How do we choose our president? Why, the people vote for the candidate they like!
You can vote for whoever you like, as long as they're on the ballot, but if you want to vote for somebody who has a chance, you better pick a candidate from one of the two main parties: Democrat or Republican.
Now, these parties are very nice. The champagne at the Republican party was phenomenal and the Democrats had astoundingly loud music. I'm not even sure what they were playing. But I'd like to go to a party more suited for my needs.
Many people think like this in America. They don't like the bi-party system that basically narrows the presidential candidates down to two options: This Person or That Person doesn't really fit the bill of president, but who else is there?
The founding fathers of America saw that a bi-party system was a ridiculous notion as well, thought they maybe didn't foresee the extremely loooong campaign trails of the twenty-first century candidate. I think it's hardly likely the founders of America wanted candidates spending a year of their time--this is especially true of senators and representatives--not doing their job just so they can maybe attain the presidency.
In short, the independents of America should band together in their lack of Democrat and Republican politics and present our own candidate.
~DJ
Friday, February 1, 2008
Damn Fantasy.
I hate writing fantasy. Hate it. Whenever I write it, all I can hear is Irish music in my head. Irish music! It stays afterwards, too. There's no escaping the dreaded pipes and flutes and violins and crap. AHHHHH!!!
~DJ
~DJ
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Weirdest Dream Ever.
While I was sleeping today, I had the weirdest dream I've ever had. It went like this:
So I’m at skool. But it’s nicer than Rivercity ever was, and everybody’s actually working on these mass projects trying to decode ancient scrolls we found under the skool. It turns out, they describe a way to visit heaven. So obviously, we all decode and go to heaven.
When we get there, the first thing we see is a giant fountain with a posterboard taped to it. Telling us that no bald people are allowed. Ned is sent back to the real world by angels in giant lobster costumes, and the rest of us keep walking.
As it turns out, heaven is a gigantic Costo, and the first thing Skye and I did was run to the candy aisle, because we wanted butter tea and biscuits. When we and seven other Rivercity kids got to the candy aisle, we ran away because it was guarded by a giant lobster with the head of a catfish.
As we ran to where there is pizza, and met Aaron, who wasn’t even on any of the projects. Turns out Aaron is god. Aaron told us to turn around and we saw Lauren sitting in front of a computer in a lobster costume. Joel played DDR right next to her because in heaven, DDR powers everything.
Then the people from my youth group showed up because they drank too much champagne. I laughed in their faces, because their god was Aaron, of all people. Then the lobstercatfish turned up again, and I woke up.
Maybe I should try lobster?
~DJ
So I’m at skool. But it’s nicer than Rivercity ever was, and everybody’s actually working on these mass projects trying to decode ancient scrolls we found under the skool. It turns out, they describe a way to visit heaven. So obviously, we all decode and go to heaven.
When we get there, the first thing we see is a giant fountain with a posterboard taped to it. Telling us that no bald people are allowed. Ned is sent back to the real world by angels in giant lobster costumes, and the rest of us keep walking.
As it turns out, heaven is a gigantic Costo, and the first thing Skye and I did was run to the candy aisle, because we wanted butter tea and biscuits. When we and seven other Rivercity kids got to the candy aisle, we ran away because it was guarded by a giant lobster with the head of a catfish.
As we ran to where there is pizza, and met Aaron, who wasn’t even on any of the projects. Turns out Aaron is god. Aaron told us to turn around and we saw Lauren sitting in front of a computer in a lobster costume. Joel played DDR right next to her because in heaven, DDR powers everything.
Then the people from my youth group showed up because they drank too much champagne. I laughed in their faces, because their god was Aaron, of all people. Then the lobstercatfish turned up again, and I woke up.
Maybe I should try lobster?
~DJ
Crazy Weather?
Stupid snow. I'm stuck in a house with my family for the forth day in a row. I don't know how much longer I can take this. I'm slowly, slowly going mad... on the other hand, I just ordered two DS games, so what do I have to complain about? Yay for Phoenix Wright!
Was anybody else crushed when it was discovered that Edgeworth wouldn't be in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney?
~DJ
Was anybody else crushed when it was discovered that Edgeworth wouldn't be in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney?
~DJ
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical
Isn't that an interesting title? It's gonna be the first video podcast for Horror Centauri. I'm not entirely sure who's in charge of HC, but I keep getting this sneaking suspicion it's supposed to be me. I agree. This makes little sense.
Time Hat?
But I'm the one with the ideas, and I'm the one putting them in motion. We're going to being filming today, and finish by Friday, because Ned won't be at RLA tomorrow, and he is vital to the Big Ending Scene.
Time Hat.
How strange. I might just keep doing this crazy 'blog thing' and 'podcast thing.' I kinda like it.
~DJ
Time Hat?
But I'm the one with the ideas, and I'm the one putting them in motion. We're going to being filming today, and finish by Friday, because Ned won't be at RLA tomorrow, and he is vital to the Big Ending Scene.
Time Hat.
How strange. I might just keep doing this crazy 'blog thing' and 'podcast thing.' I kinda like it.
~DJ
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Publication
I might be a published author soon! This is exciting. I've written a short story and as soon as I'm happy with it, I'm sending it to my favorite scifi podcast, Escape Pod. I've also got a horror in my head, and it is making me oh so happy to report my imagination is active again.
~DJ
~DJ
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