Uninspiring

I am a waste of oxygen. I have spent my whole weekend either sleeping or watching recorded Scrubs and eating cheetos with chopsticks. I am a terribly uninspiring human thing. There's so many things to be done, but I just feel exceptionally tired, and I suspect that after I finish this post, I will finish my Dew and go back to sleep. And then I will wake up tomorrow and still be tired. 

Get me some concentrated caffine; stat! 

Murphs