Eight Sides

This maths class is retarded. I already know about eight-sided dice. I use them. They are the hit dice for my weapon of choice. Why do I have to learn about them in Sande's Geometry For Retards?
Probability my ass. All I need to know is that when the shit hits the figurative fan, I'm gonna get a one and end up stabbing myself in the foot. THAT IS THE WAY THE UNIVERSE WORKS, DAMMIT.
...I digress. I'm quite aware that nobody could give a rat's ass about the level of fail Sande extrudes except the people that are forced to associate with him daily. LIKE THE RIVERCITY KIDS.
~DJ~

Hara-Hara Desu.

Urrrrk. I believe I was around more teenagers today than I have since...um... probably eighth grade. Two years, then. This is wearing. I'm not, in any way, shape or form, a social butterfly, zodiac be damned.
I'm over at Kibbles's now. Her fat kitty is staring at me.
...I have no more to say to you.

Go away.

~DJ

Ace Attorney

It has come to this. I have finished all my Phoenix Wright (and my Apollo Justice) games. Now I get to sit and wait for Miles Edgeworth: Perfect Prosecutor. In other, loser-related news, I can now get to some of the other, equally social-crippling matters in life, like Final Fantasy I, II, III, and XII: Reverent Wings. And finally finish Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. And all my console Zelda games. And Super Mario Galaxy.
Erm... Why am I so keen on getting more, again? ...I forget.

Oops. I nearly forgot. I have the first Kingdom Hearts now, don't I? I guess I shouldn't include it yet because I still have to purchase the console. But if I'm gonna go into CONSOLES, I have to defeat Twilight Princess twice (once for Gamecube, once for Wii) and Ocarina of Time twice (Gamecube and 64)...
I have some long, long nights ahead.

~DJ

PS2

こにちわ,
I have taken the final step and there is no going back.
I bought Kingdom Hearts today. It's now necessary to purchase a Playstation 2. Joel (aka Ætheros) has one I might buy, assuming he will sell it to me on my very, very limited funds.
The point is that now--no matter the cost--a PS2 must be mine. I MUST PLAY THIS GAME. I MUST STOP OVER-IMPLEMENTING MY CAPS LOCK KEY!

~DJ

Rapture! Joy!

Hello, friends.
God is real. He loves me. Jason Steele must be god.
Four words, habibi.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN... TWO!

God=Jason Steele.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, hop over to filmcow.com right now and find out.

I highly recommend 'Swiffer' and 'World of Dentists' in addition to the original 'Charlie the Unicorn.'

~DJ

Steampunk

New podcast!

Right Here----> Hi! <----

Ætheros-->Here.

Steampunk Workshop---> Also Here!

To quote Mr. Steve Eley,
Have fun,
~DJ

JAPAN

Continuing my country rant. Japan, Land of the Rising Sun. What an epic place. Too bad the population is going to be halved by 2030 (Or something like that). I should go live there for a while, just so that they'll have another vending machine technician. And I'll be able to buy a fifth and porn out of said vending machines. Hehe.
~DJ

PS: Thank you for all the hits. When I checked, it was eighty-seven. I love you all. Not really. I tolerate you.