Eight Sides

This maths class is retarded. I already know about eight-sided dice. I use them. They are the hit dice for my weapon of choice. Why do I have to learn about them in Sande's Geometry For Retards?
Probability my ass. All I need to know is that when the shit hits the figurative fan, I'm gonna get a one and end up stabbing myself in the foot. THAT IS THE WAY THE UNIVERSE WORKS, DAMMIT.
...I digress. I'm quite aware that nobody could give a rat's ass about the level of fail Sande extrudes except the people that are forced to associate with him daily. LIKE THE RIVERCITY KIDS.
~DJ~