Eight Sides

This maths class is retarded. I already know about eight-sided dice. I use them. They are the hit dice for my weapon of choice. Why do I have to learn about them in Sande's Geometry For Retards?
Probability my ass. All I need to know is that when the shit hits the figurative fan, I'm gonna get a one and end up stabbing myself in the foot. THAT IS THE WAY THE UNIVERSE WORKS, DAMMIT.
...I digress. I'm quite aware that nobody could give a rat's ass about the level of fail Sande extrudes except the people that are forced to associate with him daily. LIKE THE RIVERCITY KIDS.
~DJ~

Hara-Hara Desu.

Urrrrk. I believe I was around more teenagers today than I have since...um... probably eighth grade. Two years, then. This is wearing. I'm not, in any way, shape or form, a social butterfly, zodiac be damned.
I'm over at Kibbles's now. Her fat kitty is staring at me.
...I have no more to say to you.

Go away.

~DJ

Ace Attorney

It has come to this. I have finished all my Phoenix Wright (and my Apollo Justice) games. Now I get to sit and wait for Miles Edgeworth: Perfect Prosecutor. In other, loser-related news, I can now get to some of the other, equally social-crippling matters in life, like Final Fantasy I, II, III, and XII: Reverent Wings. And finally finish Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. And all my console Zelda games. And Super Mario Galaxy.
Erm... Why am I so keen on getting more, again? ...I forget.

Oops. I nearly forgot. I have the first Kingdom Hearts now, don't I? I guess I shouldn't include it yet because I still have to purchase the console. But if I'm gonna go into CONSOLES, I have to defeat Twilight Princess twice (once for Gamecube, once for Wii) and Ocarina of Time twice (Gamecube and 64)...
I have some long, long nights ahead.

~DJ

PS2

こにちわ,
I have taken the final step and there is no going back.
I bought Kingdom Hearts today. It's now necessary to purchase a Playstation 2. Joel (aka Ætheros) has one I might buy, assuming he will sell it to me on my very, very limited funds.
The point is that now--no matter the cost--a PS2 must be mine. I MUST PLAY THIS GAME. I MUST STOP OVER-IMPLEMENTING MY CAPS LOCK KEY!

~DJ

Rapture! Joy!

Hello, friends.
God is real. He loves me. Jason Steele must be god.
Four words, habibi.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN... TWO!

God=Jason Steele.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, hop over to filmcow.com right now and find out.

I highly recommend 'Swiffer' and 'World of Dentists' in addition to the original 'Charlie the Unicorn.'

~DJ

Steampunk

New podcast!

Right Here----> Hi! <----

Ætheros-->Here.

Steampunk Workshop---> Also Here!

To quote Mr. Steve Eley,
Have fun,
~DJ

JAPAN

Continuing my country rant. Japan, Land of the Rising Sun. What an epic place. Too bad the population is going to be halved by 2030 (Or something like that). I should go live there for a while, just so that they'll have another vending machine technician. And I'll be able to buy a fifth and porn out of said vending machines. Hehe.
~DJ

PS: Thank you for all the hits. When I checked, it was eighty-seven. I love you all. Not really. I tolerate you.

CANADA

I think I might move to Canada. They don't have the WASL there. They do have universal health care. THEY DON'T HAVE THE WASL THERE.
I so hate standardized tests. Anybody who knows me agrees with this, especially after I failed the writing WASL. And got a horrendous score on the writing PSAT. This is ridiculous.
On the other hand, my life is still worth living.
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Edgeworth totally deserves his own game. Here it is. Hooray for Capcom. I love you all.
~DJ

Maybe, Someday

I cannot figure out how to embed audio player into this stupid thing. Eff you, Blogger. In case anybody feels like shoving this in my face, I've read it. Seven times. I'm going to try reading the 'video' topic to see if it helps any, but I sincerely doubt that I will ask on any forum. I'm too lazy/shy/lazy. If it works, I will... Erm... I will do another podcast. With a topic.
On a completely unrelated note, has anybody ever heard of a monocycle before? It's not a unicycle, if that's what you're thinking. Here's a pic.
If you've paid attention to pretty much any other post on here, you will know I am now totally bent on making one of these.
Theoretically, it shouldn't be hard. I just need to learn about bicycles. And locate a large enough outer wheel. And all the other things one needs to build some sort of cycling device.
This could be harder than I thought. But on the other hand, I'll probably be the only on in Washington--or the Northwest--to own one, should I succeed. Which I won't. First off, where do you even get the stuff for that, specifically, a durable wheel at least six feet in diameter?
... And apparently, preferably a gyroscope. What in holy hell's name is a gyroscope?
~DJ

Revise, revise, revise again...

I finally got some good critique on my story, Never Shall We Die, (horrid name, I know. I swear I'll figure something out...) by my good friend Rawren. Now I'll be able to revise! And in three (at least... Maybe more...) I'll get somebody to send it to a literary agent... Maybe...
Rawren said it was hard to critique (thank god she did it, though!) so if any other people want to give it a shot, e-mail me for a copy. I know you're out there. I see the hit counter. I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!! Heh...
I should figure out my audience. Before I do any sending out, anything resembling a final revision, I need to get this right. Maybe I should ask around at skool. Or to anybody I know who's read it.
~DJ

Heading Home

Last day left here, thank god. Soon I'll be home. Home is where the sun doesn't burn my flesh. I hate you, Spokane... But I hate Florida so much more... On the plus side, though, I guess there's no snow here... kudos to you, Florida.
I've begun to watch 'classic' anime. Metropolis, Steamboy, Akira, Princess Mononoke, ect. I haven't seen them all, mind you. I've only just finished Steamboy. I'm finding I quite like this one. Very steampunk. I liek me steampunk. Now if only the libraries nearby would help me... they don't have much by way of steam/clockpunk. Or alternative histories. No wonder I'm so damn poor. I have to buy all this crap!
~Scythe

I podcast now!

Yes. I have taken the step. There's no going back.

HERE.

Joel/Ætheros-->LINK! LINK RIGHT HERE!
EscapePod/Pseudopod/PodCastle-->HEY!! HEY! LISTEN UP!!

Florida

So. I'm in the Sunshine State. Florida. I hate it here. SUNshine state. Does that not give it all away? Me + sun = ash/burny things. What a wretched place to live. I'd take snow over this any day. Snow gives you an excuse to wear sweatshirts. Plus you can't kill yourself with a stupid, tippy suitcase. I hate suitcases. Give me a duffle bag anyday (sorry, Meggles!)
I got to spend all day at a water park, getting sun burned and generally having people stare at my ivory-whiteness. Its embarrasing. I fully intend to move somewhere full of white people who never see the sun. Like... I dunno. Seattle or San Fransisco or somewhere. England, if I'm lucky.
So now I'm going to spend a couple of days in a closet molting, and when I come out, I should be good as new! I'll try to update during rests, however.
~DJ