Snip, snip, snip!

I cut my hair myself today. Bad move. I think I look like a stoner now. Especially so when I'm tired like I always am. No matter. That's what hats are for. Right?
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I am so nervous about this damn WASL. I know I'm going to do badly. I only hope my PSAT scores were good enough to substitute for my hideous WASL scores. Ned and Stacey will probably kill me for bringing down the average. Maybe I should write that writing formula on my arm or something. It's not as if anybody would notice. I'm a ninja that way... right?
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Wrong. I will fail, and Ned'll have to prove to the state of Washington that I am a competent writer and reader despite my scores.Damn damn damn damn. I think I'll go hang myself now.
~DJ