Flat Earth Society

There is a society in the world that believes that the world is flat. Like a pancake. These people are amazing. I will join their order. The Earth must be flat. We would fall off otherwise. Gravity? Don't make me laugh. Isaac Newton was a nut! He poked himself with a needle in the eye.
And thus, the Earth must be flat. There's evidence at The Flat Earth Society.
~DJ

Japanese

God, I wish I could learn Japanese more easily. WHY DO I STRUGGLE WITH IT SO??? I fail at languages. Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail. I FAIL AT LANGUAGES!!! WHY DO I FAIL SO???
I dunno. Maybe I'm just a goddamn loser like I always suspected. I don't deserve to even try to go to Japan. Fail Fail Fail. I'm gonna go read blogs.
~DJ

Nothing Feels Good

It's late at night when the philosophical thoughts come. Strange? I don't know. I don't care.

Amazingness in a web page

Visit here--------> CHURCH OF MOO

RLA and Violence

Apparently, everybody at RLA is obsessed with violence and crackes skulls--Chad and Chenoa's movie on child abuse and now Colby's presentation on domestic violence--WHAT IS WRONG WITH US??
I don't really mean it, there's nothing wrong with us. We're as normal as the repressed kids at West Valley, except we're not repressed. Or at least, most of us. Some of us. At least three of us. Maybe three of us. Allow me to rephrase: We're not as repressed. Every human is obsessed with violence and death and what comes after--it's why churches are so popular dispite glaring holes in doctrine-- and there's no way to let it out. We're all prisoners to our raw emotions, no matter how far anti-civilizations--for how can capitalism possibly be considered civil?-- has come or will go.

~DJ

Ned vs Cthulhu

Why is Ned so Anti-Cthulhu?? He's coming anyway, why not vote him president?? He's got answers for the big questions, same as any other candidate. HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO LIVE LONGER THAN ANYONE THAN BY VOTING CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT OF THE FREE WORLD???
~DJ

Whiny EMO kids

Following Buggle's blog post on cutting (here) I'd like to follow-up with --

Most of the EMO kids who cut are whiners anyway. My response to whiny EMO kids is to take some goddamn drugs. Kill yourself already. If its' attention you're after, act like an idiot, like everyone else.
~DJ

Day Three Beginning

Day Three has begun and we've got at least three addicts, myself included.

I brought chocolate spoons today. They're very nice. And I think I did a good job... I think I did. I probably failed.

Horror is mah life.

I think I am addicted to podcasts--screw blogging, I can't get enough podcasts, specifically short story podcasts. If you're into that sort of thing, check out Pseudopod. It's a horror podcast that got me started.
What? No. I don't need help. I can stop whenever I want. Sleep? Who needs sleep anyway?? AHHH, OH GOD, LOOK OUT!! THERE'S... OH GOD. ZOMBIE! TROLL! AND... and... What the hell is that??

I can stop whenever I want. Really. I just don't want to now.
~DJ

VOTE CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT '08!!

It's day two of project blogosphere here at RiverCity Leadership Academy. Usamah's already posted a nonsense blog and Brandon's clearly already addicted. Ned's got Blog Assignments, and he's already responded. ADDICTION, BRANDON. IT'S AN ADDICTION. GET HELP. I jest. I think.
Joel joined too. It'll be interesting to see whether he ever blogs. Ned should get the Google Chat up and running so we can talk. [hint, hint]
~DJ

I wonder how much the corner's going to be blogging today. I suspect more than we should.  On the plus side, I might finally get around to doing this as much a I should.

English Credit

I don't need anymore, but it's useful to have. Apparently, we'll get English credit for correctly spelled (and grammatically correct) blogs. Ned's gonna have to let up on my spelling of skool. It's an inside joke with an old friend AND I REFUSE TO RELINQUISH MY INSIDE JOKES.
On a different note, I only use caps lock when I really mean something. Remember that, damn it. REMEMBER THAT OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN!! haha. I jest. Not really. Everybody's spleen already belongs to me. All your spleens are belong to me.
Everybody--namely, Usamah, Brandon, and Bryce-- are acting like their usual idiot selves (See DJ Scythe's Field Guide for Stupid People . It doesn't include how to keep them isolated, for now, I'm still looking into that.) It's quite distracting, and I'm sure that Aaron would agree. Does anyone here drink anything else but Mountain Dew? Okay, I take that back. I'm too much of a hypocrit as it is, and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew.
Now Usamah is tasting the 100% Pain hot sauce. Surprisingly, he didn't spaz out, but he had a half-gallon of milk right on his desk. Haha.
~DJ

Laziness

There's no excuse. I'm just plain lazy. I have not written. Typed. Whatever. Screw you. I AM LAZY. STOP BEING SILLY. I AM LAZY AND THAT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
Anyways, all the kids near me are blogging about hot sauce on the skool's blog --www.rivercityleadershipacademy.blogspot.com-- The sauce was called '100% Pain' and it was highly entertaining to watch them all have a taste. Highly entertaining. They could have their own act in a circus, I'm sure. Henry has a way of bringing out the stupid of the people around him. It almost makes it worth having lost the corner desk [insert tear here.].
In any case, I'm joining the campaign for Cthulhu's presidency. He deserves it, and we're all gonna die anyway. Check out the campaign at, cthulhu.org. Some good 'Old One' based stuff at cthulhulives.org. Wonder where I find this crap? My favourite podcast in the world, Pseudopod. I love their stuff.
I might even try to write something for them. I'm not usually so good at the horror--I censor myself too much. Maybe something to do with faeries? People down-play their viciousness too much. They're cruel, cruel beings. Oh well.
~Dj~

I just spend four days camping with RLA, and another day recovering from spending four days camping with RLA. I also started a field guide for My Universe, so I don't forget anything. Keeping it all straight in my head was getting to hard. 
Anyway, I think on Tuesday, I'll be settling down to start working on my alchemy flash game, which is going to be a pain in the ass, but something I'll need to do sooner or later. 
By the way... in the book 'Alice In Wonderland,' do we ever find out Alice's last name? I want to know, but I have too much to read otherwise to go over 'Alice in Wonderland,' and 'Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There'.
~DJ~

Sorry I haven't written lately, and I'm only doing it now because I'm gonna be gone this week--camp, you know. I've been busy listening to Pseudopod (I bet I spelled that wrong) and it's sister podcast, Escape Pod. They're both short stories, one horror and the other, science fiction. I love both the genres, although Pseudopod keeps me up at night. 
Ta-
~DJ

Religion is dumb.