Generations

My grandparents are over. This is... disconcerting. My grandparents and I have literally nothing in common. Really. There's nothing. It probably doesn't help that I suck at small-talk, but its easier to talk when there are things to talk about.

I hate Christmas. Call me Scrooge, if you will, but I honestly can't stand the damn holiday. Guilted gift-giving and false cheer turned real by spiked eggnog. Perhaps that's me just being cynical, but that's all the holidays I've experienced. I hate giving gifts. I'm always broke because all the books I buy, and any gifts I can make seem cheap and ridiculous. More often than not, I'll give away a particularly newish book that I might not have enjoyed. See? See? I hate gift-giving.

Screw giving people stuff they don't even really want. I'm better off with excuses or food.

~DJ

King of the Old Ones

I wonder if this would be Cthulhu? He's suppode to be the greatest and most powerful of the Old Ones. This sounds like the King of the Old Ones.

I wonder if we'll have any chance once they rise. No chance? Fat chance. We're fucked. These are the fuckin' Old Ones. We're doomed. Who will resurrect them? Not I. I admire them, undoubtedly. Fear them, absolutely. Want to resurrect them? Hell no.

I need a bunker to live in. This world is a scary, scary place.

~DJ~

Which is the Lesser Evil?

A vital question that has been on my mind for a while: Which of these is the greater evil, addiction to a sleeping pill, or a bizarre and unpredictable sleeping pattern? Comment with an opinion, as long as it's not ridiculous.
~DJ

Addiction

For the record, I am addicted to Mountain Dew. I was an addict in sixth grade and had to quit. My mother made me. She apparently thought I was allergic to caffiene. ALLERGiC! I am not allergic to caffiene, no matter the evidence against me.
Until I came to RLA, there was no where I could buy Mountain Dew. My skool banned the stuff. My mother banned the stuff. But I don't have to deal with that anymore, because I can get it at skool now!! Sure, I'm addicted. But it's not like its a particularly harmful addiction to have. There are worse.
~DJ

Do the Dew

I like Mountain Dew. How stereoptypical is that? I spend almost all my waking hours on a computer in one way or another, and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew. How horribly stereotypical is that?? I'm such a loser to even be thinking of this.
~DJ

Laundry.

I hate doing my laundry. Wanna know what I hate worse? (Don't actually answer.) My mother doing my laundry. And that is why I do laundry at two in the morning, when eerybody else is asleep. For added weirdness, I hang up all my clothing, and only on white or black hangers. OCD jokes, ripe for the picking here folks!
Seriously, though, ODC people should be kinda respected. They find ways to act normal even if that salt shaker isn't where it's supposed to be or they're going crazy trying not to count stuff. I respect OCD people. Especially the germ-phobics. How do they get through a day??
~DJ